Of course not!MJ:I mean its kind of obvious., MJ:You know, Susan Yang thinks youre a male escort.Peter Parker:What? - Jennifer Lee. Im the boss! You have put on weight.Peter Quill:What? [as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]Thor:A classic.Loki:[gets up]I still hate it. Youre looking right at him! You know what? Youre not gonna like it. Im really strong and Im sticky!, Flash Thompson:I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.Happy Hogan:Hey, if it wasnt for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.Flash Thompson:Spider-Man? Thor:No, I didnt ride the hammer. See? [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. Which I know nothing about.Tony Stark:The Avengers initiative was scrapped, I thought. Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success 1. I meant trash panda. The ending of a year, and the moving on is a time when we reflect on the impact others have had on us. This is a real wake-up call for me. Evidently, there will be a line., [Jane slaps Loki]Jane:That was for New York! [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! Hulk gives it away., Ned Leeds:Do you lay eggs?Peter Parker:[taken aback]What? 14. It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. [Peter notices his phone ringing]Peter Parker:I dont really wanna talk to Nick Fury.Happy Hogan:Answer the phone.Peter Parker:Why?Happy Hogan:Because if you dont talk to him, I have to talk to him. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! 3. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. Hes up there. [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! Thor:The ground! Funny Graduation Quotes 1. Stephen Strange:No, I didnt. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. I dont want to hurt you anymore. [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] Agreed., [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]Nick Fury:Sir, Im gonna have to ask you to exit the donut., Justin Hammer:[about Christine Everhart]Shes actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. Not hot.Pepper Potts:Am I going to be okay?Tony Stark:No. Hes a friend from work! Yondu Udonta:Were Ravagers, we got a code.Peter Quill:Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody., Gamora:Its dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.Peter Quill:Well, I come from a planet of outlaws: Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos., Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Well thats just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. In a lab. [Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]Steve Rogers:I understood that reference., Tony Stark:You should come by Stark Tower sometime. He had chosen to remain in exile. Peggy Carter:How do you feel?Steve Rogers:Taller., Peggy Carter:You cant give me orders!Steve Rogers:The hell I cant! Stephen Strange:Its not a cult.Dr. My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. So if youre taking another crack at him, I want in. Drax's lines weren't just outright funny, they communicated to audience members that truly anyone could be a superhero. This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it. Make your Valentine's message short and sweet with one of the following quotes: "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.". 16. logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. Here are the funniest quotes from the movie Thor. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. Funny memories, sad times, times of fun and laughter all can be recorded in a yearbook. Let me get my fingerprint out. No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses? In Iron Man 2, Tony Stark seems to be convinced that he can save the world on his own, and he has no interest in joining Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. Thor:Then give me one of those large enough to ride., Jane Foster:Howd you get inside that cloud?Darcy:Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?, Darcy:[mispronounces Mjlnir]Mew-mew? While the film featured a lot of science talk (quantum realm what?) Its savage, chaotic, lawless. Its impressive., Tony Stark:Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?James Rhodes:No, its never come up.Tony Stark:Saved New York?James Rhodes:Never heard that., Laura:What about Nat and Dr. Whether you write a touching commencement speech or crack jokes with your friends, these graduation jokes will make your graduation ceremony fun. Nine hours in bed. He makes me wanna die!, Drax:How did you get to this weird dumb planet?Mantis:Ego found me in my larva state. These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! [she kisses Steve]Peggy Carter:Go get him. 2. No! 5. Im gonna get some dumbbells.Rocket Raccoon:You know you cant eat dumbbells, right?Gamora:[touching Thors arms]Its like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.Peter Quill:Stop massaging his muscles., Rocket Raccoon:You speak Groot? Move out. [Spider-Man does a flip]YEAH!, Peter Parker:[in a car with Tony]So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?Tony Stark:Just dont do anything I *would* do. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). Maybe they'll inspire you but they'll definitely make you laugh. Yondu was the guy who abducted me, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.Ego:[shocked]Eat you?Peter Quill:Yeah.Ego:Oh, that son of a bitch!, Peter Quill:Well, you may not be mortal, but meEgo:No, Peter death will remain a stranger to both of us, as long as the light burns within the planet.Peter Quill:Im immortal?Ego:Mmm-hmm.Peter Quill:Really?Ego:Yes! In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. It is good to once again be among friends. Funny or Die Is Taking Over. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. The hum-drum-vee is back there., Tony Stark:Whats on the docket?Natalie Rushman/Natasha Romanoff:You have a 9:30 dinner. Aunt May:Hungry? Stephen Strange:Doctor Strange.Peter Parker:Oh, youre using made-up names. Loki:[referring to Thors Eagle-Winged Helmet]Nice feathers. [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? Whatever your graduate's next phase entails, it's time to send them off with a . Its pretty freaky, but its safe. Table for one, Mr Stank, please, by the bathroom., Iron Man:Focus up. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. It was an elective., Rocket Raccoon:This is Thanos were talking about. I can help! Youre going to fix this!Spider-Man:Two hours! Like Adele? Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. "Welcome to the real world. Stephen Strange:Try me, Beyonc. David Barry 2.) The 50+ Best WandaVision Quotes & Lines: Funny, Eerie & Iconic. As far as Im concerned, thats Americas ass., Steve Rogers: [Rogers looks at his past self, who is lying face-down, unconscious]Hes right. Stephen Strange:A bit chalky.Wong:A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite., Tony Stark: Im sorry, Earth is closed today. Follow your heart/dreams. I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. Let me help! These Are The 23 Funniest Lines From The Marvel Films And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise Let's relive the good times one last time. Threatening! 4. Why, did you hear something?, Steve Rogers: You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?Wanda Maximoff:Yeah, the red one? 3. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. That sounds like a cult.Dr. Ridiculous., Thor:Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! I dont want to talk to him. You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. Doctor Strange Quotes Whether it's "Did we just become best friends?" or "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands," there's likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you. Were not savages., [on learning Wongs name] Dr. Stephen Strange:Wong. And how do you know about my daily routine? Albert Einstein. And I didnt even qualify.Pepper Potts:I didnt know that either.Tony Stark:Apparently Im volatile, self-obsessed, and dont play well with others.Pepper Potts:That I did know., Steve Rogers:Whats the matter, scared of a little lightning?Loki:Im not overly fond of what follows [Thor appears], Thor:You listen well, brother. Thor:Fine. I love him! Its cool. Want more Marvel quotes? Theres nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. You are, all of you are beneath me! And so far, the biggest one weve had is you., [Scott Lang shrunk down to a childs size; runs into Pyms car after going undercover in a school]Dr. Hank Pym:Hiya, champ, how was school today?Scott Lang:Aw, ha ha ha! Everybody has ideas. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. Look, I like you, a lot. College isn't the place to go for ideas.
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