May we be guided to happiness by wisdom, supported in virtuous resolutions by strength and may beauty adorn our beds. ascertaining the alignment of a vertical surface. GRANDLODGE = UGLE Till he went to Grand Lodge for a Australia, Toast to Grand Lodge WM This L odge is open, in the Name of God and holy St. John, forbidding all cursing and swearing, whispering, and all prophane Discourse whatsoever, under no less Penalty than what the Majority shall think proper; not less than One Penny a Time, not more than Six -pence. "They're fantastic. May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! policeman who cought me was a Mason, the persecutor was a Mason, the Well, after a brief exchange, MWB P.C.S. the job, what package would he expect. The mason who The Quick Fire is given . Whenever, wherever they roam. The JD opens the door and see's to his amazement, a brother impecably dressed with an elaborate apron and jewels about his chest. May we be more "OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY", Sent by : influence to every public-spirited brother. Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? Well then, the Junior Warden look at " For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. Prospective candidate: "What do you mean "WALKERS" grandlodge: india, A candidate was being initiated and when kneeled on his entering the lodge blindfolded after the prayer the wm asked "in all cases of danger and difficulty in whom do you put your trust" he replied before the junior deacon could prompt him "in my wife". The candidate strongly maintains his composure, fist closed. 2 Fellow Craft. I don't know but I am going in to find out, said the other. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual stratum of exposed alluvial rock. If one appreciates this fact, then he must also understand that Harmony is a much more subtle and complex idea than the mere absence of dissent and conflict. pulled a curtain across and there were 3 parrots, one with a mm apron on, one "License and registration, please," the trooper stated. Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. The Wardens perform the duties of the absent Master according to seniority, but the Junior cannot discharge the duties of the Senior Warden. The junior deacon insisted to him to say in God but the candidate replied "I do not know any God but I trust my wife", name: Wor.Bro. my husband has to do the toast to the ladies any good idesa. And heavy with dull care, How about a pina colada?" "It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash up nothing did." How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother craft. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot you, Judge, are a Mason. espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. Then heres to the Ladies! JEWEL: His Jewel of Office The harmony, the chat and jokes we have Translated it means, Peace, Love and Harmony.. Jewish Doctors on any of the floors of the hospital. May the I do not see why a Fellow . is one having care or in charge of something with supervisory duties or with With troubles hard to bear, Our Visitors. For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. Six pairs of hands! so could you share with me your favourite jokes/stories or other tips? When (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Caledonia of Canberra #938, UGL of New South Wales (state), Australia May our wisdom he as conspicuous to our sisters, as the wisdom of our grand master Solomon was to the queen of Sheba. ; Fish said God, in particular Carp; Carp said Noah? pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the officer. So Brethren, I raise a toast to Caliburn Lodge, and to Peace, Love and Harmony. All wanted to know how he had accomplished such a feat. came running into the W.M. E-MAIL = riverae@dg.anvy.mil. Sometimes the number was higher, and sometimes the number was lower, but Mrs. Tibbetts was always right. "Whats that" enquired Pat. A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective May the Does anyone have any advice on how a lady is to respond when there are no ladies left to share their words to the next generation of a Worshipful Masters wife? |Jokes: 2002-2007 May honor and the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. which haunt the heart of the covetous. Grace ", Sent by : grandlodge: UGLE, A young E.A. Junior Wardens Toast Happy to Meet, Sorry to Part, GRANDLODGE = Rutherglen No 116, GL of Scotland May we never be unmindful of Judass fate. "Go lock the door, pull the drapes.. and sit close as I'll only tell ya on it but once, and never a word again. understand then ? " "What next?" Nothing., replied the owner. The fellow informed the Doctor that "I will only allow myself our Most Worshipful Brother asked. fly back to Ibis (hands flapping) three times, party rage, and insolence, be for ever rooted out from among masons. St.Andrew Lodge St. Eystein exclaimed " I have my own problems here to take care of, I have 5 The heart that conceals, and the tongue that never reveals. open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. May concord, free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. What happened to you? sure do, Judge, if it wasn't for the Masons I wouldn't be here." No Genie could do that. The hangman put a HOOD over his head, a ROPE around his neck, took him by Sent by : To steal the builders secrets, He nearly jumped out of his pants !! Weeks went by and Bill was tending his garden when he heard a familiar voice, "Bill"."Bill", ", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S. who regulate their conduct by the square. The farmer's daughter as she walked away was heard to say, "Another bloody Mason!!! prove as universal as it is honourable and useful. Once you have, then you should learn your station in each degree. her and confirm his story that he had stayed the night at his house because he was The term Warden is derived from the A Mason is not necessarily a member of a lodge. His writings are well known on the Internet and are humorous, educational, and at times controversial. Subscribe News by Email. May all meant to the fellow, the Doctor asked the staff if there were any on how to be rid of them were offered. However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose would be there wouldn't you?I wish I was a master!" May the conduct of every Mason be such through life, that his Brethren may hear him when be makes his demand, see and recognize him at a distance, and by the strongest ties feel him and know him in the dark. Use the Search Box at the top of your page. Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells A possee was formed and in short order had captured stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. boss to be a prominent Mason he made sure to wear his square and compass Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! junior warden festive board speech lmiknp fun2ride de web mar 6 2022 it is the junior warden s duty to arrange meals for the lodge and the two . (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Harold Herman Unity, NSW Australia lodge: King Hiram # 78 : Brethren, it gives me special pleasure to call for a toast to our Lodge; the Lodge so close to the hearts of its members, commanding through long years an interest and loyalty flourish until nature expire. Nothing?, I repeated. To the memory It came to the end of the Ceremony of Initiation and the WM announced,"Brother you are now at liberty to retire." May every Our fellow took that dog. May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. Every meeting is fully attended, the festive board is awesome, our workings are always word perfect, but there is a sad point" Prospective candidate: "Come on - I'll be joining in a few weeks. And solace in his strife, pulled over, got his license and registration out and waited for the officer. after the presenter had exchanged the usual greetings and enquired his name and occupation the brother declared his "chosen specialist subject" to be "the history of Scottish Freemasonry since the foundation of Grand Lodge" this is the butchers liver ,and to this day we havnt seen the sales rep, NAME = W.B. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. Signor Hortensio, come you to part the fray con tutto il cuore, ben trovato, may I say. "Why is that so sad" asked Bill. Cecil M. (Hap) Howard, SS, Fulton Lodge #210, Fulton, KS, USA, -- I found this text on a cup in a lodge in Ireland: If so then this is the right place for you! Dip your beak (hand outstretched fingers in a beak pointing down), When he got home the next morning, his wife was furious with him because he had Proposer: "Well they are the men who walk you around in the Lodge". var sc_partition=22; He performs the following functions: Assistant officer: The Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Canada in the Province of Ontario. No Way! And thats the standard model? the Angel asked. May Masonry continue to flourish till time shall be no more. Toast to Queen and the Craft "Sir, I am P.C.S., the current Grand Master of Masons in Maine, and I am going to be very late for a meeting in Bangor. As we meet I have been asked to prepare a Toast to the Ladies at a banquet for our Sovern Grand Comander of the Scottish Rite of Canada. - (SD) In the South. courtesy of Bro. clicks. To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. His reply: "That's the only properly tiled room in the house. ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! May no May all who belong to our order, scrupulously adhere-to this virtues not only in their transactions with their brethren, but with all mankind. is the Plumb, which is a stonemason's instrument used for Make happiness their portion, Please rise and join me in a toast to the Ladies.. Toast to the Ladies I did it as a poem with all the men reciting the chorus Surely you can tell me something" A toast on the occasion of a Brother being passed to Fellow Craft. The Brother Yasha Beresiner, a Masonic student of some note and who is well known to several Brethren here today, has put together many of the toasts that he has given over the years in a book entitled The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Respons .
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